People keep asking me :
"Who Do You Think You Are ?"
In fact the Spice Girls asked me just that. I think the best way of me telling you is to fill out a couple of those chain e-mails and post it.
The Basics
Full Name |
Jonathan Paul Peter Martin |
Date Of Birth |
26 / 01 / 80 |
Place Of Birth |
St Johns Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex |
Mother And Father |
Iris June Martin and Paul Peter Martin |
Siblings |
Eloise Briany Martin |
Home Town |
South Woodham Ferrers, Essex |
Political Views |
Environmentalist radical centre-left Socialist |
Religious Tendencies |
Agnostic / Jewish (Jewish / Catholic) |
Personality
Good Points |
Sense of Humour, commitment, motivation, very self confidant at some times |
Bad Points |
Very Shy, too lazy, can be overly arrogant (with reason), needs to noticed, and my sense of humour can be dangerous at times. |
Fears |
Heights, being forgotton, Rosanne’s laugh at the begining of her show |
This is the Survey, feel free to copy it (I did) and send it around to your mates
NAME: |
Jonathan Martin |
NICKNAME: |
Jon, Jonny, Piggy, Master Bluesman |
HOMETOWN: |
South Woodham Ferrers |
BORN: |
26 / 01 /80 |
CURRENT RESIDENCE: |
Fallowfield, Manchester |
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: |
Either |
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: |
Blue Cheese Dressing |
DO YOU DRINK: |
Like a Fish, (an alcholic fish that belonged to Oliver Reed and George Best) |
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: |
Both, normally |
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: |
No, I belive its a spectator sport |
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: |
If at all possible |
FAVORITE COLORS: |
Blue, Green |
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: |
No |
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: |
Two and a teddy bear |
PETS: |
Cat (Pebbles) Until my mum curried him |
FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: |
Pop rock, folk rock, blues |
DREAM VEHICLE: |
Westfield Seight |
WHAT TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW |
Fiat Panda |
WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: |
I drove my dad's Citroen CX estate |
FAVORITE WEBSITE: |
Harmony Central, David Letterman's Top Tens |
FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE: |
Matrix / Chicken Run, Type - Jackie Chan |
FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: |
Drama, Chemistry |
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: |
German, Home Economics |
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: |
Foster's Export, 1664. Rum + Pineapple |
FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: |
No preferance |
ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: |
Its the sportsman inside who counts (Hi-Tech) |
WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY: |
When the pubs aren't open |
FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: |
Monopoly, (Does Strip Poker count ??) |
FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: |
R-Whites |
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: |
Rossi's Lemon ice |
FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: |
Paris, South Woodham Ferrers, Anywhere Alpine. |
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLING: |
Now and then |
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: |
Yes |
FAVORITE FOOD: |
Spagetti Bolognese |
TOOTHPASTE: |
Superdrug Strawberry |
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: |
Football, Motorbike racing, darts |
MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT: |
My life's a constant humiliation |
CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: |
Myself, Louise Smith, Petra So |
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: |
Price, easy to blow up (sorry, sence of humor, not overbearing) |
MORTAL ENEMIES | Puff Dady, Pete Waterman, William Hauge |
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU!: |
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PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: |
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My sense Of humor is dangerous
Physical Stuff
Photo |
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Hair Colour |
Dark Brown |
Eye Colour |
Blue |
Height |
5ft 10in |
Weight |
13st |
Build |
Stocky |
Glasses |
No, but tendency to over wear sunglasses |
Dress Sense |
Jeans and t-shirt in summer, but bright shirts are noticably regular |
Distinguishing features |
Almost single eyebrow, not exactly attractive |