People keep asking me :

"Who Do You Think You Are ?"

In fact the Spice Girls asked me just that. I think the best way of me telling you is to fill out a couple of those chain e-mails and post it.

The Basics

Full Name

Jonathan Paul Peter Martin

Date Of Birth

26 / 01 / 80

Place Of Birth

St Johns Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex

Mother And Father

Iris June Martin and Paul Peter Martin

Siblings

Eloise Briany Martin

Home Town

South Woodham Ferrers, Essex

Political Views

Environmentalist radical centre-left Socialist

Religious Tendencies

Agnostic / Jewish (Jewish / Catholic)

Personality

Good Points

Sense of Humour, commitment, motivation, very self confidant at some times

Bad Points

Very Shy, too lazy, can be overly arrogant (with reason), needs to noticed, and my sense of humour can be dangerous at times.

Fears

Heights, being forgotton, Rosanne’s laugh at the begining of her show

This is the Survey, feel free to copy it (I did) and send it around to your mates

 NAME: 

Jonathan Martin

NICKNAME:

Jon, Jonny, Piggy, Master Bluesman

HOMETOWN:

South Woodham Ferrers

BORN: 

26 / 01 /80

CURRENT RESIDENCE: 

Fallowfield, Manchester

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: 

Either

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: 

Blue Cheese Dressing

DO YOU DRINK:

Like a Fish, (an alcholic fish that belonged to Oliver Reed and George Best)

SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: 

Both, normally

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: 

No, I belive its a spectator sport

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: 

If at all possible

FAVORITE COLORS: 

Blue, Green

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: 

No

ONE PILLOW OR TWO: 

Two and a teddy bear

PETS: 

Cat (Pebbles) Until my mum curried him

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: 

Pop rock, folk rock, blues

DREAM VEHICLE:

Westfield Seight

WHAT TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW

Fiat Panda

WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: 

I drove my dad's Citroen CX estate

FAVORITE WEBSITE: 

Harmony Central, David Letterman's Top Tens

FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE:

Matrix / Chicken Run, Type - Jackie Chan

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL:

Drama, Chemistry

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: 

German, Home Economics

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: 

Foster's Export, 1664. Rum + Pineapple
Vodka + Lime, Vodka + Red Bull, Vodka Straight

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE:

No preferance

ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: 

Its the sportsman inside who counts (Hi-Tech)

WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY:

When the pubs aren't open

FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY:

Monopoly, (Does Strip Poker count ??)

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK:

R-Whites

FAVORITE ICE CREAM:

Rossi's Lemon ice

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: 

Paris, South Woodham Ferrers, Anywhere Alpine.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLING:

Now and then

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:

Yes

FAVORITE FOOD:

Spagetti Bolognese

TOOTHPASTE:

Superdrug Strawberry

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:

Football, Motorbike racing, darts

MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT:

My life's a constant humiliation

CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW:

Myself, Louise Smith, Petra So

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: 

Price, easy to blow up (sorry, sence of humor, not overbearing)

MORTAL ENEMIES Puff Dady, Pete Waterman, William Hauge

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU!:

 

PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: 

 

 

My sense Of humor is dangerous

Rosanne's laugh scares me
My mum curried my cat

Physical Stuff

Photo

Hair Colour

Dark Brown

Eye Colour

Blue

Height

5ft 10in

Weight

13st

Build

Stocky

Glasses

No, but tendency to over wear sunglasses

Dress Sense

Jeans and t-shirt in summer, but bright shirts are noticably regular

Distinguishing features

Almost single eyebrow, not exactly attractive